Brothel Holds Out Hand To "Good Men Who Have Gotten Themselves Into Trouble"

The BunnyRanch will begin mailing free "good time party passes" to all of our United States, Senators, House of Representatives and Governors on August 3, 2009.

This is in an effort to help men such as: David Vitter(1), John Ensign(2), Eliot Spitzer(3), Mark Foley(4), Robert Livingston(5), Jim Gibbons(6), Mark Sanford(7), and Larry Craig(8) who could have easily avoided their troubles by visiting the BunnyRanch.

[Owner] Dennis [Hof] says, "these men are good men who have gotten themselves into trouble and could have avoided all of this exploitation by visiting the BunnyRanch."

Dennis encourages all of our government officials to salvage their careers, public reputation and families by partying discretely and legally at the Moonlite BunnyRanch.

Hat Tip: GOP 12