Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Stay Away From My Blob, Rob Zombie!

News is that Rob Zombie wants to make a remake of the sci-fi/horror classic, The Blob (which has actually already been remade in 1988). Now, after initial convulsions, it is important to remember that before the awful Halloween re-dos, Mr. Zombie did write and direct a pair of good, if disturbing, flicks in House of 1000 Corpses and the Devil's Rejects.

Unfortunately, once one reads his statements on the project, all hope is thrown out the window:

"My intention is not to have a big red blobby thing -- that's the first thing I want to change," Zombie said. "That gigantic Jello-looking thing might have been scary to audiences in the 1950s, but people would laugh now."

Um...Mr. Zombie, that's the whole point of the movie. It's even in the title...THE BLOB!

Hold me, please.....

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Avatar Trailer!!!!

Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.

This trailer...wow...

Speechless

http://avatar.substance001.info/

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Jarvis Cocker (ex-Pulp) to Write Songs for Forgetting Sarah Marshall Spin-Off

Ok, I did not know they were making a movie all about Russell Brand's loveable douche, Aldous Snow, but apparantly, "Get Him To The Greek" is really happening, sans Jason Segel. My first reaction was bleach! Forgetting Sarah Marshall was one of the funniest, sweetest movies of the last couple of years and deserved better treatment.

However, this news has suddenly opened my wallet to an opening night ticket:

Jarvis Cocker has penned three songs tipped to be included in the upcoming film "Get Him to the Greek," a spinoff of the hit 2008 comedy "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."

The former Pulp frontman is writing material to be performed by Russell Brand's character Aldous Snow, a hapless rock star who is about to open a huge tour at Los Angeles' Greek Theatre. Cocker tells Billboard.com that what he's written so far is "rather silly, but it's a silly film."


Source: http://www.billboard.com/news#/news/jarvis-cocker-goes-greek-for-sarah-marshall-1003999762.story

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Ahnuld Watch: New Film Industry Tax Credits Take Effect

All eyes are back on the biggest RINO (that's Republican-In-Name-Only) in the country, Arnold "bounce the bi's off the tri's" Schwarzenegger, as California approved inevitable Oscar winners Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 and Naked Gun 4 for tax credits under "The five-year, $500 million incentive program, signed into law in February, began accepting applications on July 1. In a statement, Schwarzenegger said the tax credits were crucial for retaining film and television productions — and the economic multiplier effects - in California."

Oh Ahnuld. You do not understand that the reason the movie industry is starting to spread out is the same reason every other major industry is leaving: high taxes and regulations. Meanwhile, Texas, arguably the most fiscally conservative state in the nation, is barely feeling a recession and is getting a constant influx of new citizens. Seriously, a U-haul rental from San Francisco to Houston costs nearly three times as much as the same distance and time going the other way. That is the market speaking in spades right there.

So here's an idea: rather than taking away revenue from one of the largest budgets disasters in American history, you should remove the many subsidies for favored industries you've instituted as Governor and lower taxes for ALL industries (and more importantly, people). Hollywood will come back, as there are economies of scale already, but then the market will form new industries in other areas where California has comparative advantage, that you are nowhere near smart enough to realize.

Maybe than you can run a conservative government instead of a Corporatist one. Again, just a thought.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0709/25556.html#ixzz0MfcGzePb